This blog is dedicated to the world of bloggers, many of whom exhibit more than mild symptoms of various personality disorders.

Friday, May 27, 2005

On The Couch with Evil Glenn Reynolds™

Instapundit is a U.S. political weblog produced by Evil Glenn Reynolds™™, a law professor at the University of Tennessee. It is one of the most widely-read blogs in the world. Unfortunately for the 150,000 people who visit every day, the world's most prolific blogger is suffering from writer's block.

Evil Glenn™™ made an appointment to visit our office in the hope that the reason behind the writer's block could be determined, addressed, and resolved. Our session was quite interesting, and is presented here in hopes that others can benefit from the process of internalized issues resolution:

Thank you for coming to see us, Professor Reynolds.

You may call me Evil Glenn™.

Thank you. The process of resolving issues such as this is never an easy one, because the reasons are never simple. An individual's lifetime of experiences mix with imperfect memories and snippets of dreams to weave the tapestry that is the psyche. Let us begin by looking at the threads of the tapestry that has been woven to form the individual known as Evil Glenn Reynolds™.

What the hell are you talking about?

Let's try another approach, then. Tell me about the process of writing your blog. The normal process, I mean. Before the writer's block.

Oh, gosh. I don't remember before the block.

Has your memory been affected?

No, I remember everything. It's just that the writer's block has plagued me for some time now.

It has? But you've been blogging many times a day, every day. So let me ask you, when was the last post you wrote without suffering from writer's block?

Gosh, I don't know. I think it was August 8, 2001.

You mean you have been suffering from writer's block for nearly four years?

Well, yes, I guess that's correct.

Okay. That's quite interesting. How have you been coping so far?

Simple. I have a list of about five or six blogs that I read, tops. Plus Yahoo news. I click on one of those, then roll some dice. If it comes up seven, I copy the first or second paragraph, then add "Read the whole thing" at the end of it.

If I roll anything else, I'll copy and paste part of one sentence, then add "Heh" or "Indeed." Sometimes I skip copying the sentence. It depends on if there's a commercial on as I'm watching Lifetime.

And, that's all I do, and all I ever do, ever since the writer's block hit. And that's why I need your help.

Are you happy?

When I'm sitting at my keyboard, the carcass of a hobo at my feet, a blender full of puppies near my desk, humming L'Internationale ... even if I don't have anything useful to say, yes, I'm happy.

So, why do you want things to change if you're happy?



Evil Glenn Reynolds™™ said nothing. Then a smile came over his lips, and he nodded. Without another word, he stood up, shook my hand, and left. Without paying his bill.

And I'm missing a puppy.

 

Thursday, May 26, 2005

There Aren't Enough Fingers To Plug The Leaks

Much has been written in the Ivory Towers of academia about the Islamization of Europe. For most of us, those studies and books leave us distant and unattached. Probably because they're mostly written in French.

SC&A want you to see what the Islamization of Europe really looks like. Frist, see this. Be sure to play the video game. Then, see this blog, DutchBoy. The author gives the reader a clear view of what Europeans faces look like. We urge you to start at the top and read the tea leaves. They are can-openers, for sure. Especially disturbing is the glorification of the murderer of Theo Kojak. Couple that with reality of how young Muslims in love (five year olds are taught to write 'Fuck you, Netherlands') view Holland and Dutch society.

This isn't pie in the sky, folks. But we do like pie. Big time.

Unless and until a more moderate (read: reformed) Islam is promulgated (I don't even know what that means) by moderate Muslims, there is only one direction Europe is headed: East. That said, we also believe that there will be a European backlash- and that won't be pretty. Sort of like the girl you took home the other night. In the morning, the emigration out of the Front Door is not difficult to understand- unlike this post. At least it isn't for people that have to live under increasingly intolerable conditions. And by that, I mean me.

 

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

The Truth About Amnesty International: The Lies And The Whole Truth

They are a bunch of weasels. And not just any old bunch of weasels. But weasels that live in their own feces and spray-paint blasphemies across their foreheads.

 

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

The HaloScan Hula

It's the biggest dance craze since "The Curly Shuffle" and "The Transylvania Twist."

Anybody want to dance?

 

No, this isn't really the site for Sigmund, Carl and Alfred. You can find that here. This was originally a supporting site for basil's answer to an Alliance "Filthy Lie Assignment: Evil Glenn vs. Writer's Block" Thanks to Sigmund, Carl and Alfred for allowing me to use the official SCA template in the creation of this site.